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Bottle Service Baby T Rex T‑Shirt

Hand drawn by a real human. Printed to survive the next mass extinction.

$29.95
  • Original art drawn by a human, never AI
  • Super soft premium tee that holds its shape
  • Designed, printed and shipped by our family
Color: Forest
Size: S
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The story behind this dino
This soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton tee brings playful energy to casual days. A chubby, sunglasses-wearing baby reptile holds a milk bottle beneath the bold phrase “Did someone say Bottle Service,” giving the shirt a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek vibe. The retail cut and crew neckline keep the silhouette clean and easy to layer; side seams, shoulder tape and a ribbed knit collar add structure so it keeps its shape through regular wear. Lightweight and breathable, it moves well during errands, meetups, or relaxed weekends at home. Ethically made and REACH certified, with a tear-away label for comfort and DTF/DTG-printed details that remain crisp after washing.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer
- Side seams, shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention
- Durable, vibrant DTF/DTG printing on front and sleeves
- Tear-away label; REACH certified and ethically produced

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Care

Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep your dino looking fresh.

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